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Namby: let us pray
Namby: Oh Lord, we thank you for manly things such as nuclear weapons, guns, football, sports cars, steak, scotch and Denny Crane
Namby: We give you mad props for showing us that the good life is to be treasured

Namby: And that you don’t let us get pregnant

Namby: Lord, it is a blessing that we can stand, sit or lay down to use the bathroom.
Artful Blogger: Wow…this belongs on a t-shirt
Namby: Without your wisdom Lord, we would never be able to get in pissing contests
Namby: nor any of the other bloodsports that make men men
Namby: It is in your masculine name we pray
Namby: Fuckyeah
Namby: In lieu of drinking scotch in honor of his manhood, his family and friends would encourage you all to kick a small child.

The Namby Pamby, Attorney-at-Law: Man down: A gChat eulogy

http://thenambypamby.blogspot.com/2010/02/man-down-gchat-eulogy.html
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“They were waiting, waiting for a meeting with their Legal Aid lawyers, or for them to return their phone calls; waiting for a hearing; waiting for the DA to stop quibbling about their charges; waiting for the paperwork to arrive; waiting for there to be room on the docket for their case to be heard; waiting for a new judge to be assigned; waiting from one postponement to another, often with months in between; just waiting. ”

“The American justice system: Get arrested, can’t make bail, and you’re as good as convicted as you sit locked up, guilty until proven innocent. Pray it doesn’t happen to you.”

http://www.beaconbroadside.com/broadside/2010/02/david-chura-no-bail-go-to-jail.html

http://kidsinthesystem.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/zero-tolerance-creates-more-problems-than-it-solves/

David Chura, author of I Don’t Wish Nobody to Have a Life Like Mine: Tales of Kids in Adult Lockup. Chura has worked with at-risk teenagers for forty years. His writing has appeared in the New York Times and multiple literary journals and anthologies, and he is a frequent lecturer and advisor on David Chura’s Kids in the System blog http://kidsinthesystem.wordpress.com

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Valentine’s Day Advice from Above the Law – Above the Law – A Legal Tabloid – News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession

http://abovethelaw.com/2010/02/valentines_day_advice_from_atl_editors.php
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http://linkstomemphis.com/2010/02/memphis-ranks-103rd-out-of-104-in-rating-of-best-cities-to-find-love.html
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